I need someone to come hold me while I cry all day.


When you don’t want you’re friend to drive drunk so you ask for help and you’re friend is an ass hole


pantheraj:


"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."


So before I read the caption to this I laughed because I thought “Look at that Beluga whale trying to eat that baby.” This might say too much about how I feel about babies.

pantheraj:

"HELLO INFANT I AM BELUGA WHALE"

"YOU ALSO ARE BALD AND HAVE A BULBOUS FOREHEAD. LET US BE FRIENDS FORTHWITH."

So before I read the caption to this I laughed because I thought “Look at that Beluga whale trying to eat that baby.” This might say too much about how I feel about babies.

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housewifeswag:

plantcreep:

i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

pretty much.

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plantstho:

the lack of cuddling i am experiencing right now is upsetting 

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I hope
you never
regret me.
5:00 p.m. (Please don’t ever think of me as a mistake)

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pityfriend:

*jokes about making out with you until it actually happens*

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We are the generation of bruised knuckles and drunken
dares.
We are the generation of casual kisses and skin too
bare.
We are the generation of star-crossed-lovers and mismatched
pairs.
We are the generation of over-trusting and
semi-fair.
We are the generation of inappropriate notions and overused
swears.
We are the generation of ‘I love you,’ and ‘I don’t
care.’
We are the generation of useless promises and empty
chairs.
We are the generation that you left
impaired.
We are the generation that has got you
scared.
N.E.W.,  Yes It Is Us, But Please Don’t Stare. (via lookingforsomeonewhocares)

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

heythereclifford:

radiolightning:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

i will reblog this everytime it shows up because any of my followers could have a bad night right now

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