Take me somewhere beautiful and fall in love with me.

I feel so bad today.


i feel like ppl dont appreciate how hard ive worked to strike the perfect balance between self deprecating humour and very exaggerated vanity 

(via raiinbowfuck)

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

(via hyacinthvs)

Me: oh thats cute
*checks price tag*
Me: no its not

You need somewhere to stay?

You can stay at my house and not pay bills or rent or do anything to helpful to show your appreciation

You need some money?

Here is some and sure you can never pay me back.

You want to have a party?

Sure have it here and don’t offer to help clean up.

You need a ride somewhere?

Sure I’ll take you and you don’t have to give me money even though I made a special trip just for you.

You broke up with your partner?

Stay with me and don’t worry when everything goes to shit and you can always move out and leave me with 6 months left of rent.

You need me to pick you up some beer?

Yeah, let me just drop everything I am doing and we can go.

You need someone to cover your shift?

Yeah, let me cancel my plans so I can work your shift so you can go out with your friends.

Would it actually kill me to say no. What the actually fuck is wrong with me?

I’m far to nice for my own good.


sometimes i forget i have followers 


i post something

and people see it????

real people?????? in real???? places?????? who are you??????????????????????

hello yes i run blog

(via mykingdomofrust)


do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

(via kat--lyn)

Avoiding people on the Internet is proving very difficult.



A story about anons telling me exactly what I look like.


(via raiinbowfuck)

Most days I can’t imagine my life without him, and then there is some days where I want to get in my car and never come back.